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I am fortunate enough to work for a company that understands the long-term benefits of healthy, relaxed, happy employees. So every other week, every employee receives a one-hour full-body massage on-site, in the middle of the day.
Which brings me to Clara.
Clara was born in Hungary, emigrated to the United States many years ago, lives on a sailboat, and gives the most thorought, most ass-kicking (literally) massage I have ever experienced.
Most days, Clara can be found in the Spa at the Hyatt Union Square, although she makes house-calls on her days off.
How many times in the past have I felt compelled to write about a massage? Zero.
Clara is really, really good– if you like deep tissue, climb-all-over-me-on-your-elbows-and-your-knees-please, relentless, merciless massage that leaves your body feeling remarkably, noticeably, lastingly better than it did before she took hold of it.
This is not far eastern, not new age, not about light tough energy healing, or pure relaxation. This is old-school, Eastern European style massage. And it is glorious.
Somehow I doubt the Spa at Hyatt Union Square isn’t one of those popular, constantly reviewed sorts of places. Then again, I haven’t researched it, nor have I ever been there. But it’s not Bliss at the W on Third. And it doesn’t matter, because this isn’t about pineapple/geranium foot masques or cucumber/whatever-infused water.
Just track Clara down. You will absolutely not regret it.
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I thought this day would never come. A beat museum in San Francisco: it’s about damn time.












